I do not collect animals.
I do not collect animal statuettes, either. Or pictures, or tchotchkes, or pillows with animals embroidered on them, or plush animal dolls. At least, not intentionally. I have acquired a few by accretion.
But if I did, I would collect...SEALIONS!
Wait, was that too easy?
But if I did, I would collect...SEALIONS!
Wait, was that too easy?